The S-word

Snow!! There I've said it, for the first time in 2008. I discounted it Tuesday when someone mentioned the possibility of a snow day. Then I saw something solid on my windshield around noon today. Could it be?

If it is, let's rush to the grocery store and clear all the bread and bottled water off the shelves. Let's buy mass quantities of batteries and be sure we have radios we don't have to plug into the wall. Anybody know where the flashlight is? Where can we buy snow tires and chains? When will schools close?

It could be snow. So let's act like fools.